Perfect summation. A star for you.

Just finished making Piccalilli (mustard pickles). Waiting for the jars to cool before storing them in a cupboard for six weeks to let the flavours mellow. My kitchen smells of a combo of curry and mustard powders which smell nice now, but will hopefully disapate soon.

Although I also personally can’t understand how this Groundhog Day-esque fiasco keeps happening, let’s place the blame where it belongs, on the models. They could date pretty much anyone they want but they line up to sleep with him.

I wonder how the French rank in video streaming piracy?

And here we have the premise of Woody’s next, sad film. An older Jewish gentleman in New York is forced to watch movies on a computer by a young, pretty ingenue. They fall in love, even though she is being pursued by a good looking lawyer her own age because she just loves the pathos that surrounds the old guy who is…

http://time.com/4363824/yulin-dog-meat-festival-china-petition/

Michelle Visage? Is that you girl?

Still awaiting tagline “You’re fyred!”.

I was hoping for a #YOLO

How about making sex about foreplay exclusively for a bit and just enjoy each other? Let him take his time to get to know what you like before you rush into penetrative sex. Stay on second and third base and stop him from rushing the plate.

My mother used a heavy, sharp knife and missed the pit completely. Knife went through soft avocado flesh, then into soft hand flesh. She was lucky and there was no permanent damage but she did have her hand bandaged for a long time.

I keep reading this tip but am yet to try. Hot mayo just sounds yucky.

Are Americans sick of winning yet, as was promised?

At the height of their fertility, female cetaceans mate as many as 15 times in 15 minutes with two or three males, Orbach said.

Correct. Glasses and plates are for royalty. Paper and plastic for peasants.

The article says they voted for Trump. And yes, I judge people for a lack of manners. And my social life and dinner invites are just fine.

Oh ffs. Using glassware out of the cabinet behind them would just be manners.

Absurdly judgemental? Oh, for fuck’s sake. Just because I think people should have manners and use glasses when they have guests? Lol.