That’s not cake. That’s a Trump Frosting Tower held together by cake crumbs.

Always serve with bread, never biscuits.

But I’ll be happy as a pig in 💩

Are we seeing leaked footage from Ryan Seacrest’s new show Knick Knacking with the Knowles?

Or one filmed with his permission, released through his Momager, Kris.

“Here Is Queen Elizabeth II Feeding an Elephant a Banana.”

Let’s just solve this the old fashioned way - Thunderdome! (with a twist ending)

Volunteer. Now!

I’ve read the comments and am still to find many people saying that. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.

By electing Trump?

But she’s a Kardashian. Totally pepper sprayable.

I was hoping the cop would pepper spray her. Much better ending.

Can Elton John please say the same thing to Trump?

This man is just pure evil. A hypocrite, mean spirited, vicious, cruel, heartless, lacks empathy, and an all around prick. I know we’re taught not to hate, but this man I hate.

Kardashian ex: He now qualifies for 15 minutes of fame on Dancing With The Stars so expect to see him again.

Yes, I misspelled ‘mispelled’ intentionally. I believe it to be more an accurate representation of the fictional fragrance.

How about a range of fragrances to “raise awareness” of the dangers of the Republican Party?

Another goose step closer to becoming Nazi Germany.

I put a big spoonful of Harissa on top of mine and a drizzle of olive oil.

If it’s in my bed, I get to watch. Only fair.