How would you know the difference between her intention and a malfunction?

Mine would be watching all the Kardashians fighting it out in Thunderdome.

TL/DR: Fox News is a hypocritical, lying piece of shit, and Bill O’Reilly is a hypocritical, lying, abusive piece of shit.

My response to this lineup:

I love this emoji because in Australia, rooting means fucking, making this expression so much more enjoyable.

Always glad to welcome new neighbours.

Whereas Tomi Lahren speaks like an angel?

I thought it was National Lampoon’s: The Trumps Go To Washington?

And yet, the U.S. elected Trump so who has the super weird government now?

And they also released a statement thanking Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, whose ‘conscious uncoupling’ has shown the world a heretofore unseen gold standard of how two people who used to have ‘kissy-kiss time’ can still act and behave as one.

This doesn’t increase my sympathy levels knowing this. Fucking vote people or live with the consequences.

I’m finding it hard to be sympathetic anymore. You vote in these assholes, you reap what you sow.

Just like Steve Irwin died from fucking with the wrong wild animal, I fully expect this idiot to die while also ‘doing his job’.

Still had time to edit. Hopefully sounds better now?

I have an idea for her daytime show:

This part of the post confused me as it makes it look like there were only 13 rapes reported to the NYPD in total, when it was actually 13 rapes reported in Brooklyn’s Greenpoint Precinct, not the city as a whole.

This is the best thread on this post. Thank you.

I want a thong of strippers... I mean throng, a throng of strippers. In thongs.

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

This is a rhetorical question, right? Because obviously I want all the strippers. ALL of them!