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Came here to say that. Glad someone else is on the ball.

If this is a game of ‘Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?’, then my guess is... Mineral?

Ah, I see our definition of what surprise anal is differs. You see it as thrusting which results in getting it in the wrong orifice, therefore it’s a hetero thing. I see it as errant thrusting which results in a penis entering the butt, so it can also happen in sex between two guys.

Huh? You’re the one who brought gay guys into this conversation, not me.

I fail to see how this contributes to the plausibility of surprise anal. Yes, it is anatomicaly possible, but I’ve never experienced or heard of surprise anal between gay guys. We’re usually pretty aware of our butts and what’s happening around them.

The only thing that gets to kissy-kissy Nicole’s face is a needle full of Botox. Repeatedly and often by the looks of it...

I would love to pull these out out a dinner party, but $119.92 is a little steep for a few laughs.

I will once Blac Chyna and/or a Kardashian tell me to in a tweet.

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

The most recent picture of Sen. Steve Nass.

So, starting from... now.

That’s going to be one long list.

Agreed. I find it very difficult to read a lot of stuff written on social media these days.

Nicki Minaj in regards to the English language: “I don’t know her.”

Thanks. I sorta thought that you needed a flame or a higher heat source than what an e-cig could put out.

I still play casually and I don’t have bonding with kids as an excuse. I’m level 25 but my Pokemon aren’t too powerful. I just like collecting them and evolving.

For tastier rice, use stock instead of water. Chicken or vegetable work well.

That’s not really how Chinese law works. When there is a car accident, there is no such thing as it being 100% someone’s fault. If you drive down a one way street the wrong way and have a collision with someone doing the right thing, the judge would make the other person pay 30% of the bill cause they could have

How would you smoke crystal meth out of an e-cig? Doesn’t it have to be liquid to vape?

It’s called being dickmatized.