Why can’t we have an egg and spoon race instead? Is it because his little hands can’t hold a teaspoon?

Can we all pool our money and buy their winery in Provence? Such a nice, mid-price rosé. And the vineyard itself is beautiful. I would be willing to move there and keep an eye on it for the rest of you cause I’m nice like that.

If you’re wearing these, you aren’t eating sliders. You’re too full from swallowing your pride, dignity and credibility.

No, I talked about her music and career, then mentioned a dress she wore that shows of her amazing personality. The conversation that follows discusses people’s experiences at concerts, their love of her music, and appreciation of her quirkiness through ‘that dress’.

They also have a big problem with the ‘C’ word.

I didn’t know about this. Thank you, I will Google...

Wise stepdaughter. Obviously a credit to those who helped raise her.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

The Devil Wears Drag

Meryl Streep plays the Flash in the new Justice League movie?

There is no Chyna thunder, just desperation to remain relevant and gain attention.

So Arizona is stopping using it, but Alabama (where the latest botched use happened and a guy took 13 minutes to die painfully) is still ok with it?

“Thanks for coming to Dad’s Induction Day”

Tiffany Trump will headline.

The 70s said no.

Squeaky Deaks.

And can’t keep the rat in the frame. Amateur.

I’m currently sitting at the airport about to fly to Bali, Indonesia. The thought of terrorist attacks against tourists causes me concern, but I’m going anyway.

Plus it’s ‘Sparkling Wine’, not even real champagne. What a cheapskate.