Our horcruxes take a little longer to die than that wimp, Voldemort.

Unpresidented to be serving that.

Well at least we know what the next season of AHS is:

Is that because her body is a wonderland?

You’re not helping your case with this gif.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes... and a million times more yes.

Most definitely not.

And now you have one as President-Elect.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

We prefer to call it ‘Government Provided Heating’.

Yes, but now we can just say it out loud and no one gives a crap. Thanks Trump.

I liked the use of ‘are’ in your first post. It gave it a slightly ironic, uneducated feel that made me think of the poors that voted for Trump believing he was on their side.

We have decided to stop going with Trickle Down Economics and replace it with Evaporate Up Economics. This should help unburden you poors further of the hassle of handling money. You’re welcome.

Roll up! Roll up! Tickets selling fast to Putin’s Puppet Show!

Sounds like they had to string it out and it left people feeling blue.

An easy option is to use Old Bay Spice.

Let’s make sure his rights are protected and any loophole that exists, he is allowed to use. Would hate to see him in jail for the actual offences he committed, but much rather roaming free, unsupervised to molest again.

God damn amateurs. ‘Weak’ refers to any sparkling booze in my type of recipe. Try Prosecco.

Viagra works wonders. Why not speak to your doctor and get some?