I’m hate watching DCs Legends of Tomorrow.

Trump can’t even spell IQ.

Never knew this. Thanks for the heads up.

I need to know if the poor penguin washed off the rock and tumbling into that raging sea is ok.

Those are my two favourites as well. I wish FoodSpin was on there too instead of Deadspin.

I got followed by sharing a story of how my mother cleans the fridge with hot water and vanilla essence. Who knew that tip would be deemed so valuable?

Best. Gif. Ever.

*hisses*

Now that’s an achievement. That site should be following more people, so many good comments left in the greys.

It’s 7.26 am here, but thankfully as an alcoholic it won’t seem weird if I have a drink to celebrate.

Thanks. I think I’ll head over to LifeHacker and pay it forward. Now that Gawker is dead and buried, it’s the only other site I’m followed by.

You know where I’m grey?

Same. Maybe my genital region is more stressed or something? Is that how grey hair works?

A boy can dream, can’t he?

Don’t listen to rslwn. Melania tweets are gold. She is an inspiration to us all. I eat healthier because of her Let’s Move campaign.

I love you for this sentence. It is joyous and descriptive and just makes me smile. Thank you.

I’m pretty sure this fucked up family will make her apologise to him.

Please tell me you got sponsored by Chobani. No reason...

We salute you, dumbass numbass.

Yep, couldn’t agree more.