Yes. I contracted for a year at a certain popular search engine and I can tell you that this is so right. Neither I, nor anyone I worked with, went into the office to get focussed work done. I did that at home, then went to the office for meetings and collaborative stuff.

Google Unicorn squattypotty and watch the full advert on YouTube.

Those numbers are staggering. And sobering.

Are you a unicorn?

Similar thing happens with beetroot. Scares the hell out of you in the morning if you forgot you ate it the night before.

How about the fact that he talks about her being married? WTF is up with all the Right Wing assholes ignoring that fact too？

Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

My poem to Billy Bush:

I’m followed by Lifehacker, and was followed by Gawker. Fun while it lasted.

I said it with love in my heart and a cheeky grin on my face. It sucks being grey, but Jezebel is the hardest blog to crack...

That, and not going near any of our reptiles, arachnids, sharks or octopodes/octopi/octopuses.

So those of us who are not trolls, racists, transphobes or Briebart douchebags are confined to solitary (the greys) with no contact with you on the outside (Jezebel followed)?

I could get a Green Card out of it. Win-win.

Best I get a copy of The Art of the Deal then and up my prospects.

Let’s see...

OMG! Melania knows who I am! And she thanked me personally. <swoons>

Because even though God usually moves in mysterious ways, this time he was quite obviously wanting to toy with you?

Thank you. I’ve been looking for some more ‘original’ Melania quotes and these are perfect.

When he says apple-ogise, he sounds like Derek Zoolander to me.

Am I the only one who thinks that Alec Baldwin imitating Trump sounds a whole lot like Derek Zoolander?