40% of cops can name all 151 Gen-1 Pokemon. Don’t believe me?

That reminds me of this article I read not too long ago, it was like “this tween and his little sister have made over $200K on crypto in 6 months!”

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

“At its core, the game honors the work of dedicated law enforcement officers across the world and in no way intends on glorifying cowardly criminal acts.”

Time to get Shitty McShitfaced.

This is a hell of an option to have on your website:

As the resident ( I think only) actual honest-to-goodness Train Conductor on the Jalop message board, I’ll comment on a few things here:

You cited Gawker and I was confused. I didn’t know someone rebuilt it. And holy shit... If New Deadspin is the friend you keep chained in the basement after he got bit by a zombie, New Gawker is someone you tried to clone using a DNA sample you found on an old crack pipe and grew to adulthood using bovine growth…

Created by editor and video producer Justin T. Brown, the clip uses mash-ups of both Sanders’ and Musk’s appearances on Rogan’s podcast and subverts them into its own convincing three-and-a-half-minute feature with Sanders’ playing the role of host.

I can’t stand this ass, but that table is pretty cool. This is stuff that other random youtubers might do and I wouldn’t shit on them for it. There is more than enough reasons not to like Logan and his brother without this being part of the equation.

“This whole incident comes just six days before many in the industry celebrate xmas.”

No need to figure out what Rosa Trailer Parks is trying to say here. These people are dumb, confused and deeply insecure. They are MAGAts for a reason. 

Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

I don’t think #4 is really relevant when even those families apparently agree that 110 years isn’t warranted.

*Blackjack dealer shows an Ace*

Just because Tesla has no PR department doesn’t mean you have to volunteer.

“It’s kind of sweet, in a sticking up for your friends sort of way—even if we’re not wholly convinced that wealthy, well-connected Emmy winners necessarily need such a full-throated defense at the moment”

Meritocracy is a lie. 

So, do you folks just want to redirect all newswire like links to the original Hollywood Reporter articles? It’d save everybody some time.