Perhaps a commentary on how two entire generations know that there are no social and financial upwards mobility prospects for 99% of us.

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

Grab yourself one of these bad boys and drive over 20,000 miles on a single tank

Listen, it’s a rough world, and it’s never too early to teach your kid that the elite see the rest of us as disposable fodder.

Man kills man helping man trying to steal car from first man.

What the hell is the editing on this?

There you go with reasonable facts and data to refute a story. Take your star. Still, this sure explains how so many people are driving around in $60k trucks. 

Doing a quick personal inventory, I realized that I would find this incredibly douchey if almost any other celebrity did this. Hanks might be the only one who gets a pass from me

and i guess Bill Murray, who’s really more of a cryptid

Ferrell’s explanation doesn’t hold water for me. Script rewrites happen all the time. The studio obviously wanted Will for the movie if they genuinely offered $29 million, so that means Will would have had enough pull within production to get the script rewritten if he wanted it. I think James Caan’s explanation…

Yes, but ACAB, so I buy it.

AV Club has always had kind of a too cool for school hipster mentality, but I think that as they’ve aged, it’s soured and become a bit noxious. As you say, disdainful. Like a high school kid bent on edginess, everything has to be held at arm’s length now, lest you be seen liking something. I really miss Emily VanDerWer…

Actually, this might be the least-douchiest thing he’s ever written. Completely inessential and pointless, sure, but on the obnoxiousness scale, this really only gets maybe four or five out of ten possible Barsantis.

Honest question that you may not know the answer to, how easy is it to tell a blank from a real bullet?  Would Alec have been even able to know what to look for?  

Unlike Bezos, Musk is trying to do better for the planet.

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

Put another way, the US could do the same by allocating less than 1% of it’s defense budget.

It’s an Easter Gregg.

James Cromwell said “That’ll do.” HOW IS THAT NOT THE BIGGEST TAKEAWAY????!!!!

Not for nothing, but no one on this site should be acting very smug about expanding, scroll-proof ads.