abraslamlincoln
AbraslamLincoln
abraslamlincoln

So I just turned 45 the other day, which makes me just a little too old to understand Pokemon references, but we’ve now reached a point where a pop culture website can safely assume that the vast majority of its readership knows what it’s talking about when it talks about Pokemon. And that’s fine. I’m not saying that

Considering the near impossibility it has been for many people to get next gen consoles since last fall and with those getting it wasting dozens and dozens of hours, month after month, trying to snipe orders.. this wasn't bad.  I ran into three or four different errors and had to refresh a number of times, but after

Without that bridge I have no idea how people are going to be able to get over Peachtree Highway to reach Peachtree Street from Peachtree Avenue so they can get to Peachtree Road.  

You can never understand suicide unless you have experienced thoughts of it yourself.

Listen.

I stand in frank admiration. I’m always impressed by the way people will fool themselves.

Why the hate? Someone’s gotta fork over the big bucks if our governments won’t. Let the Bazillionare Space Race commence, and godspeed, I say. We’ll get some actual technological advancements that will further mankind’s journey into the cosmos, while also having a chance to witness some one-percenter explode on

I wish more movies took “graphic sex scenes” to mean “Elizabeth Berkeley awkwardly grinding against Kyle McLachlan until he loudly fakes an orgasm.”

The snark used to be pointed and smart. Sean O’Neal and Rabin were guests you’d want at your dinner party, they were sarcastic but not just that and would be capable of a great conversation. They actually liked things and would talk about that too.

who Barack Obama, a 59-year-old man, definitely, actually listened to

Or at least save the Rylon Star League

His goal is to become the disgraced founder and CEO of a fraudulent biotech startup by the age of 14.

Write for our website!!!! your job will be to post things using the internet!!!!

I am wondering the same, honestly.  Because $55k to be based in NYC is kind of a problem.

For context:

Street magic....

Barsanti accusing someone of dropping hot takes is peak AV Club.

...and thus, the A/V club's "Hot takes on Quentin Tarantino" summer continued unabated by self-awareness.

To all of the “A cop smiled at me one time therefore systemic police brutality doesn’t exist” crowd you can save you faux outrage over the title. Yes, ACAB. No, we don’t need to have personal interractions with every cop in existence to know this. The institution of Police exists from top to bottom to enforce the will

Cops are not an identity group, they’re a profession. It is impossible to commit a “micro-aggression” against someone for being a fucking cop. They have made a choice to become instruments of state violence and racist oppression and deserve all the scorn and mockery that they get for that.