AV Club culture in a nutshell.

In bleaker news, that means Dick Cheney won the tontine.

You know what my 3 year old asked me for this morning? A Clifford origin story.

I think that we come to the A.V. Club because we have opinions about things cultural. That’s what we do here, or what we used to do. It’s a place to discuss our likes and dislikes and our relationship to culture, pop and otherwise. I don’t think saying that I didn’t like his band is too out of line with the spirit of…

Have spoken to way too many Trumpers, none of them really value free market, low taxes, or even family values. Not really.

Hold on, hold on... You can’t consider internet or communications as “infrastructure.” The republicans sure don’t. Roads and bridges, dummy. Roads and bridges...

Yeah, according to this the next time I see the flashing lights in my rear view mirror I’m just going to slam on the brakes and stop right there in the middle of the interstate. It’s what law enforcement would want me to do.

Law Enforcement - the preferred occupation of C student high school bullies.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

Unfortunately, America could not avoid this dongcopter:

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

You give it to the kid sitting near you. Mess up their hair and tell ‘em “one day you’ll ‘splode your own diesel.”

I think it was Ryan Ross that killed Erin also, and his dad helped him cover it up, which is why he acts guilty and explains the secret. Ryan might have been trying to kill himself in the park with the gun that night (remember earlier that night he was trying to finish his homework on a Friday as if there would be no…

One less Hummer on the road. Cool!

In their defense, he did do that.

“Yi also posted a checklist of what she feels is necessary for Rogen to do in this situation, which reads..”

You’re right, the US is cool and good so long as we ignore: