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Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

SNOOZALITY!

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” - George W. Bush

No. YOU use “google street view” and PROVE your stupid false claim you clown.

I just looked, and you’re right! Every building in NYC has burned down. That’s crazy! 

Profanity is 100% for sure worse than minimizing fascist behavior.  Absolutely.  No question.

so peaceful

That these sorts of people exist is so profoundly depressing and terrifying. What are these inbred, slack jawed, knuckle dragging, assholes in their bro-dozer pick-ups going to do when Biden wins? They don’t seem to have much of a limit - terror tactics on the street. Plotting to kidnap and kill Governors?

Excerpt, Ken Burns’ The SNLVIL War (PBS 2020-2023):
 

I’m amused.

I got my four day weekend approved yesterday. I put off the request to the last minute because I was expecting another delay... but I didn’t think they would delay again so close to their release date (after going Gold).

Dumb.

i remember turning off dexter in the very first episode when he looked down at an empty box of donuts and went ‘empty, just like my soul.

I’d much rather continue reading car reviews that place vehicles in the context of the actual world—political, economic, environment, etc. Most car reviews seem to write as if every car buyer is an independently wealthy gentleman of leisure with unlimited track time.

There are three phases of “dream car ownership” for men.

This Mustang has plenty of power to get you onto the sidewalk, chasing pedestrians, but it's also the perfect color to give everyone fair warning.  With no top, it also ensures you have some skin in the game.  NP

This isn’t a bike for riding. It’s a bike for pulling up at a car show, revving the engine loudly as you slowly back it off the trailer and very carefully shepherd it to where you’re displaying it, setting up a print in a $30 frame that shows the build process, and parking your butt in a folding chair hoping that

I’m a cowboy...on a wood horse I ride.

The honest dream is that he’s alive but requires treatment that’s impossible to hide, forcing him to either stay in the shadows or reveal his weakened state, both of which are a nightmare for a self-obsessed lunatic.

This is officially my favorite show on TV now. Sol bless this pretentious version of Warhammer 40,0000.