You’re in the right lane...right?  If you’re going to cruise along under the limit, make sure you’re not camping in the left lane and screwing up the whole process.  

*slow clap*

That, sir, is how to tell a troll to eat shit. +1

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

In Russia, Soyuz shocks lighting.

It makes my ass hurt just thinking about this landing

As an annoying brother, I can confirm that this is the only way.

It’s your brother? Just whack him with the grill tongs and then punch him in the throat. He’ll learn.

I call the dudes in the Night King’s Entourage “Frozen Willie Nelson.”

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

Think I’ll take the week off Lifehacker for “Weed Week”. Used to be so much awesome content here for actually hacking my life and now the content seems to get worse every few months. 

Count yourself lucky. They’re even uglier in real life. It’s like an SUV without the utility, or the sport. It is, however, a vehicle.

While I understand on a intellectual level why its objectively a good thing to have pain, all I can think of is if this poor woman somehow manages to have something done that corrects this and then the first time she stubs her toe be like ‘Aye, ye fuckin’ wee cunts, ah dinna new it wah gunna feel like this. ah wanna…

Is the FAAH-OUT gene something that was discovered by a SoCal grad student at MIT in Boston? 

So like “The food made me ill but the restroom was clean enough to throw up in.”?

It’s an homage.

Sometimes you just need to know when to leave well enough alone. Replicating something on youtube or whatever doesn’t always turn out the way you planned.

Reminder set.