In the end (and perhaps, quite predictably in Stalin’s USSR) the two find American culture has been wrapped into a vapid, one-dimensional worship of money and wealth which makes them miss their socialist homeland.

You forgot another one - There is no such thing as an “assault rifle”.

“They had muskets with single-round magazines.”

“An AR-15, which is the sort of rifle used in many mass shootings, tears sections of the human body apart on bullet impact, which a musket could never do.”

“What the fuck is this?”

On a CAR centric website?

What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?

Eh, I live right by this, and while MPD are a fucking disaster of a police department, I can’t blame the police for chasing some of these idiots. There’s been close to 600 carjackings in Minneapolis alone this year; it’s fucking insane and it will continue to happen as long as police can’t chase them. Criminals know…

In very few cases of anything does anyone ever “deserve” to die. Rather, certain activities have high likelihood of death as an outcome. Perform armed car-jackings and I believe your risk of early death naturally goes up.

“quite liberal-minded” is an understatement for many Minneapolis residents. 

You missed the “armed car-jacking” part, but that’s ok, just try to tweak the narrative for us. And “child”, my ass. This was not a “punishment”, this was an outcome, pure and simple, of the criminals’ direct action.  Luckily, innocent people did not die or get injured.

Sad that people died here but the police aren’t the responsible party here for it. Here we have someone who was identified as a violent car-jacker, it makes absolute sense for police to make their capture a priority. For the other occupants in the vehicle, there’s a reason why that saying “be careful of the company…

As a resident of a city where many, many car-jackings result in death to the victim, I believe you left out the very standard outcome: the armed car-jacker doesn’t get chased, dumps the car after totalling it, repeats the process over and over again (killing completely innocent victims along the way), and then…

So, now, armed car-jackers (if true) are supposed to get sympathy when they get killed running from the police?

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

Or you can say No Crack Pipe Dice. 

horseshit, put them big boy pants on and keep saying Crack Pipe.

He sold it to his insurance company.

As an added benefit of that, our insurance rates would likely go down a bit

Well I will never buy a GM vehicle again. Seatbelts aren’t the COVID vaccine. The only person I can hurt by not buckling up is myself, and I have every right to make that call. I live in a condo building, I pull up to a loading area, unload my groceries into a cart then drive a few hundred yards to my parking space. I…