In the end (and perhaps, quite predictably in Stalin’s USSR) the two find American culture has been wrapped into a vapid, one-dimensional worship of money and wealth which makes them miss their socialist homeland.

Serious question: Is there anywhere I can place bets on when a newly announced Google service will be canceled? Seems like it would be fun for an office pool.

You forgot another one - There is no such thing as an “assault rifle”.

“They had muskets with single-round magazines.”

“An AR-15, which is the sort of rifle used in many mass shootings, tears sections of the human body apart on bullet impact, which a musket could never do.”

“What the fuck is this?”

On a CAR centric website?

What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?

Should have made it easier on the equipment and done it at night.

Eh, I live right by this, and while MPD are a fucking disaster of a police department, I can’t blame the police for chasing some of these idiots. There’s been close to 600 carjackings in Minneapolis alone this year; it’s fucking insane and it will continue to happen as long as police can’t chase them. Criminals know…

In very few cases of anything does anyone ever “deserve” to die. Rather, certain activities have high likelihood of death as an outcome. Perform armed car-jackings and I believe your risk of early death naturally goes up.

“quite liberal-minded” is an understatement for many Minneapolis residents. 

You missed the “armed car-jacking” part, but that’s ok, just try to tweak the narrative for us. And “child”, my ass. This was not a “punishment”, this was an outcome, pure and simple, of the criminals’ direct action.  Luckily, innocent people did not die or get injured.

Sad that people died here but the police aren’t the responsible party here for it. Here we have someone who was identified as a violent car-jacker, it makes absolute sense for police to make their capture a priority. For the other occupants in the vehicle, there’s a reason why that saying “be careful of the company…

As a resident of a city where many, many car-jackings result in death to the victim, I believe you left out the very standard outcome: the armed car-jacker doesn’t get chased, dumps the car after totalling it, repeats the process over and over again (killing completely innocent victims along the way), and then…

So, now, armed car-jackers (if true) are supposed to get sympathy when they get killed running from the police?

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

Or you can say No Crack Pipe Dice. 

horseshit, put them big boy pants on and keep saying Crack Pipe.

Truth be told, I think Win11 is fine. The only thing in Win11 that I think is really compelling to me is that it remembers the settings for multiple monitors now. But, I’ll wait until they get the new taskbar / start menu issues corrected.