I briefly owned a Cutlass Supreme that was... kind of an impulse purchase. When I was living in Asheville, there was this guy named Terry who owned an auto-detailing place near the airport. One day I was there having him detail my Nissan 240SX convertible (rare alert) and I noticed his (immaculate) Cutlass Supreme…

My dad had a Cutlass Supreme Brougham Coupe.  That thing was a pussy wagon in it’s day.  I had new step-moms every week.

A group was exercising their right to free speech in a non-violent fashion and now you’re celebrating violence against them? Well done, fuck that whole “first amendment” thing!

I think anyone installing a Beta knows what they are getting themselves into. 

This engine is a development of the Russian RD-120, which itself is the ancestor of the RD-180 which is the Russian built engine used on American Atlas 5 launch vehicles. It is thought to be extremely similar to the RD-170, which is the predecessor to the RD-180. It should be an excellent design, presuming Chinese…

Put Jeep badges on them and David Tracy will come take them away for you.

That explains Nissan, at least...

We only pretend to desire brown, manual, diesel wagons.

Definitely a face that only a congressman taking defense contractor kickbacks could love.

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

For those wondering why someone would “forget” about a car like this, I would like to remind you that life changes as do the winds of fortune. You only “think” you are in control of your life. Anything could have happened that became far more important to the person than this car.

As an old geezer who was a teenage car nerd in the 80’s, please let me explain the phenomenon of stashing turbo Buicks as future collector cars that was rampant in 1986-1987. In the mid 1980’s, the automotive world was firmly ensconced in that fuzzy, depressing state called the Malaise Era. Cars were slow. Really…

When one must master of the roads in a land yacht, there is but one choice... The Buick Roadmaster.

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Mizutani Shions with Spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry’s and ordered 3 T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec System Exhaust.

Does it have a diamond plate floorboard fastener status indicator?

And in today’s episode of “Elon Musk openly manipulates the stock price of Tesla”...

Don’t eat paste. What are you, three?

I installed these in my mothers storage space. I told her to rotate the Christmas tree so it fades evenly.

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And, of course, because everyone around here is so absolutely level-headed and not unhinged at all, all the stars are given for telling someone to kill themselves. Totally normal people on the left!