I’m almost certain that this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

THIS is the 2000 Toyota Avalon. That’s right, today I’ll be reviewing a 19-year old large Toyota sedan from the middle of the Boring Era. It’s just like the one your grandparents probably traded in last year. Just kidding - they’re probably still driving it!

Never make fun of your boss on the internet.  (It’s a tribute Doug, I swear!)

The questions are the absolute worst.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

“At $15,000 does this WRX-swap....”

Looks great. If they would let us change or customize the wake word they would own the market. “OK Google” is a terrible wake phrase.

You can get it for less but these mostly go for more and with more mileage based on one search with nine examples. Replace the tires if the DOT is ancient and Bob’s your uncle for a unique Fox Body.

I knew it. The phone was bugged!

Alchohol. It likely caused this, but should definitely be used to clean it up.

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

The Jalops here who never get their hands dirty will punch the CP button.

I’d punch the NP button at this price if the engine was in running condition.

No, we hit the CP, because a broken PT Loser is worth about $500.  There are plenty of cars we would be willing to turn a wrench and get running again for the $2000 out lay.  This is not one of them.

No. I can get a running and driving Miata for $2k all day. Why would I want a broken PT cruiser for the same price?

Cleans out truck to prepare for sale. Finds weed. Two hours later is found vacuuming patterns in cargo area.

It looks like something built for a TV show.  A show about a guy who drives around, looking for work, helping people when he can, running away from his previous life as a cop.  

I’m going to read this later.