The questions are the absolute worst.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

“At $15,000 does this WRX-swap....”

Looks great. If they would let us change or customize the wake word they would own the market. “OK Google” is a terrible wake phrase.

You can get it for less but these mostly go for more and with more mileage based on one search with nine examples. Replace the tires if the DOT is ancient and Bob’s your uncle for a unique Fox Body.

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

The Jalops here who never get their hands dirty will punch the CP button.

I’d punch the NP button at this price if the engine was in running condition.

No, we hit the CP, because a broken PT Loser is worth about $500.  There are plenty of cars we would be willing to turn a wrench and get running again for the $2000 out lay.  This is not one of them.

No. I can get a running and driving Miata for $2k all day. Why would I want a broken PT cruiser for the same price?

Cleans out truck to prepare for sale. Finds weed. Two hours later is found vacuuming patterns in cargo area.

It looks like something built for a TV show.  A show about a guy who drives around, looking for work, helping people when he can, running away from his previous life as a cop.  

I’m going to read this later.

“Dad, can you flip her over? I’d rather have a puppy!”

Tribal marks on the backseat.   I thought that was only women that got drunk and made that mistake.

Oh she also doesnt like to drive at night, or in the rain, or fog, or cloudy. We tend to drive “Ms. Daisy” everywhere

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

My cat brought a chipmunk into the house and it got away and hid in the bathroom. My wife was too scared to do anything about it so she just shut the bathroom door and left the house. By the time I got there two days later the poor fucker had drowned in the shitter, probably dying of thirst, then dying of not-thirst.

*Huey Louis intensifies*

715 horsepower jackhammer under the hood ...13.2-inch pizzas in the back squeezed by four-piston calipers.