Maybe the trip isn’t over yet…?

Those benches and beams have wrong instructions. They are there only so you don’t have to touch ground, because it is lava.

Kongtroversy.

Hi fellow Minnesotan. I agree MN has the worst drivers out there. Riding asses and slow on the left lane for no apparent reason other then to fucking piss people off.

Hello fellow Minnesotan! Glad we share the same opinion.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

No, wait, I tell a lie. That iTunes update notification that pops up even when I don’t have iTunes running is pretty annoying.

Nothing annoys me about Apple products, because I use PC and Android.

I’ve lived in Minnesota my whole life (38+ years), and I hold these truths to be self-evident:

Like this:

Soo... you dislodge the wax and instantly inhale it? It seems to me that anytime you’re required to move air move via your lungs, the best practice would be to blow rather than suck.

Dozens of us!

Yay! A fellow Buick person! There are literally dozens of us!

-=sigh=-

A friend of mine has implanted an NFC chip in one hand and an RFID in the other. He uses them instead of his parking and door badges. I keep warning him that I’m going to sneak up on him and change his NFC chip so that it links to Rick Astley’s Youtube video “Never Gonna Give you Up.”

It will happen... oh yes it will.…

“No, no, no — you need to buy a wax made from the skin secretions of the Mongolian Yak. They can only be harvested 3 days a year and the entire species is heavily guarded by invading Kazakstani warlords, so a lot of bribes have to be paid to get it here. People are killed to bring the product over, but at just…

“No, no, no — you need to buy a wax made from the skin secretions of the Mongolian Yak. They can only be harvested 3…

citation needed

I second this; way too many pests in my home. To the author. Chigger, please