Maybe the trip isn’t over yet…?

One day, I was walking and I found this big log, then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, “That log had a child.”

That line makes me cry from laughing every.single.time.

Ok, so the whole point of the original Predator was that it was an alien who was hunting a bunch of badasses for sport, because that’s how they got thier dreads off. Where is the sport in upgrading yourself with other aliens abilities, and then traveling to a place to hunt where the most dangerous thing is an…

Those benches and beams have wrong instructions. They are there only so you don’t have to touch ground, because it is lava.

Probably some combination of fuel and oxygen along with a ready heat source.

Kongtroversy.

Hi fellow Minnesotan. I agree MN has the worst drivers out there. Riding asses and slow on the left lane for no apparent reason other then to fucking piss people off.

Hello fellow Minnesotan! Glad we share the same opinion.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

No, wait, I tell a lie. That iTunes update notification that pops up even when I don’t have iTunes running is pretty annoying.

Nothing annoys me about Apple products, because I use PC and Android.

Oh geez... people will find anything to complain about. This is NOT a defect, it is a feature. The white rings allow you to exactly place the HomePod back in it’s original position so you don’t have to go through the setup process again in case you move it. It’s like none of you have owned Apple products.

Think of this if it was a person instead of a satellite. Every one knows this person is a spy and is being deployed. Wouldn’t the best thing for the spy to do is fake their own death?

I’ve lived in Minnesota my whole life (38+ years), and I hold these truths to be self-evident:

Like this:

If she’s still his girlfriend, or now his wife, I’m pretty sure this means he wins every argument they ever have in perpetuity.

Soo... you dislodge the wax and instantly inhale it? It seems to me that anytime you’re required to move air move via your lungs, the best practice would be to blow rather than suck.