I man a car that takes care of respect.

I’ll stop by your house right after I pick up my Nobel Prize in Physics for discovering how to aim radio waves between dense clusters of buildings.

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

Read mine cover to cover. You’d be an idiot not to.

I love reading car manuals, especially as of late, there are so many little interesting things to find in terms of not-so-obvious controls and features. Maybe I’m just weird that way.

This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)

It’s more watchable than Temple of Doom, which has sections I actively hate, but also more forgettable. Both are vastly inferior to Raiders and Last Crusade.

Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

Now if there was only some sort of government standard to get morons to turn OFF the DRLs and turn ON the head and tail lights when its dark, rainy, foggy or snowing out......

To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers

BRZ was driving in the right, Camry shouldn’t have been travelling in the left.

My father told me once:
“Never get a keg for a party at your house. Never.
If you’re having a big enough party for a keg, there is a good chance there will be some people there that are total jerks after they’ve had too much.
Those are likely also the people who will decide they can’t leave until they float the keg.
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It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

Aaaaand win. Well done.

That time my 2013 Dart GT instructed me to inflate my tires to zero psi. No thanks.

“You should read Jalopnik, it’s good and insightful.”

Counterpoint:

It will be a monster, and all the Jalopnik hipsters will still nit-pick it apart.