This is the kind of start I want to have on a Monday morning. But now I just want to go home and hang out with my puppy.

Shut up. We don’t need more people moving here.

Idaho is awesome - just saying

Always use tuner companies that are located within strangling distance.

Uh, the 1996 LeSabre only came with one engine. And lots of people bought it because it was the highest-quality, most reliable American car on the market at the time.

cold beverage approved. i played in a golf tourney last year and watched a guy slam vodka sodas out of it all day. he seemed very satisfied.

cold beverage approved. i played in a golf tourney last year and watched a guy slam vodka sodas out of it all day.…

Should have painted the HotDogSlicerTube black.

Human bodies are so fucking cool! Like, it’s actually possible to attach someone else’s body part to your own and, if done properly, your body is like “Welcome to the party, brah. Let’s get you up and running. Please ignore the liver; he’s cranky AF on Mondays.” Science, man.

Looks like a lot of people traveling way way too fast for the conditions.