Heh - I still have all my dice in a little drawstring bag somewhere. There’s probably a white crayon in there too.

I think studies have shown that forcing kids with ARFID to eat foods that they can’t tolerate only makes the condition worse.

I have this condition. It’s a common symptom of autism, as in my case. I hope this boy can find a way to cope with his condition and I hope he gets tested for autism.

Always great when some dickhead shouts “DURR SPEAK ENGLISH DURRRR,” and then his command of the written english language is hot garbage. 

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Sounds like it’s in keeping with Corelle Brand’s other products, like the bowl you can drop fifty times without incident, but on the fifty-first time it shatters into a thousand razor-sharp slivers.

We had people complain that Barstool was blocked by our company firewall. Turns out it’s listed as having adult content. I told them that there’s nothing adult about the content on Barstool but we’re still leaving it blocked because this is a business and we’re all legally adults.

Agreed. The supporting cast killed it. Vladimir Kulich as Buliwyf and Dennis Storhoi as Herger did a great job.

And the cinematography and score were both excellent.

I’ve often thought this movie did a great job visually and sonically matching the suspense/tone.

The track “Valhalla” off the soundtrack is one of my…

I agree, 13th Warrior is one of those great movies no one ever saw.

Casey Currie’s bro-mobile was hysterical to watch. Those two were having too much fun.

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But

I am absolutely terrible about greeting flight crew, because nothing kicks my autism into “do not talk to me, do not approach me, do not do anything but let me withdraw into my own head until I can get away from this experience, eat a sandwich, and decompress” mode like air travel.

Hey I worked at a McDonalds too! And a customer cold cocked one of my coworkers. Funny thing is that life isn’t a video game and when shit like this goes down most people just don’t know how to react. When the employee was punched all the fellow employees just froze in place. Totally in shock. We were trained to make…

Ah, sex. A topic with its very own special brand of dismissive misogyny (at least, when a woman is the subject).

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

Now that Ellison is in charge I can only assume Tesla will quickly become outdated, fail to predict migration to the cloud, and end up left to compete with superior open source alternatives.

You can budget all you want, but if your wages are not keeping with inflation, you are screwed no matter what.