Heh - I still have all my dice in a little drawstring bag somewhere. There’s probably a white crayon in there too.

I think studies have shown that forcing kids with ARFID to eat foods that they can’t tolerate only makes the condition worse.

I have this condition. It’s a common symptom of autism, as in my case. I hope this boy can find a way to cope with his condition and I hope he gets tested for autism.

Always great when some dickhead shouts “DURR SPEAK ENGLISH DURRRR,” and then his command of the written english language is hot garbage. 

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

We had people complain that Barstool was blocked by our company firewall. Turns out it’s listed as having adult content. I told them that there’s nothing adult about the content on Barstool but we’re still leaving it blocked because this is a business and we’re all legally adults.

Casey Currie’s bro-mobile was hysterical to watch. Those two were having too much fun.

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But

I am absolutely terrible about greeting flight crew, because nothing kicks my autism into “do not talk to me, do not approach me, do not do anything but let me withdraw into my own head until I can get away from this experience, eat a sandwich, and decompress” mode like air travel.

Hey I worked at a McDonalds too! And a customer cold cocked one of my coworkers. Funny thing is that life isn’t a video game and when shit like this goes down most people just don’t know how to react. When the employee was punched all the fellow employees just froze in place. Totally in shock. We were trained to make…

Ah, sex. A topic with its very own special brand of dismissive misogyny (at least, when a woman is the subject).

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

You can budget all you want, but if your wages are not keeping with inflation, you are screwed no matter what.

“It was to show that a tunnel could be built by a private contractor underneath a built-up area with existing infrastructure elements above and below ground for a limited cost and with minimal surface footprint.”

This is what happens when no one wants to touch the broom typically used to sweep this kind of shit under the rug.

my husband always asks why i don’t like to play multiplayer or online games. i’m going to print out your answer and hand it to him.

Am I supposed to care what you think about makeup or not care what you think about makeup?