Straight middle class white people = constitutional obliviousness.

How does he keep his fur so white despite all of the blood?

I wigged out on Santa when I was like 2 1/2. Easter Bunny? My parents weren’t chancing that shit

With the election of Trump and WW3 just one stupid misstep away, who thought 2017 was supposed to be “better”?

Charlie Murphy is no Prince or Bowie.

This shirt reminds me of that old Spaghetti Western, “A Fistful of Spaghetti.”

Fisting Spaghetti Monster?

17. should have been “getting hit by a lawn jart.”

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

Damn, that last tweet is beyond poignant.

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

Where all disgraced Republicans go!

Apparently, based on the color scheme, the Timberwolves are also moving to Seattle.

For times such as these:

tee-hee. I like this comment way too much!

lifelong Seattleite here, not sure what Murray has done for the city that was so great. Homelessness and low income housing are a disaster here, city council is about to vote on a 2% low income housing requirement for large developers and feel great about it, $15/hour was chosen as a vote, and the state legislature…

Other outlets are reporting the woman’s full name is Tami Barker, and that she is an ESL instructor at a local community college. Someone’s in the wrong line of work.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.