*penis posse

Complicated issues aren’t for everyone. This might be more your speed: https://www.highlights.com (but be careful- even Goofus and Gallant are imparting wisdom)

No.

In addition to traveling across the country to actively be on the wrong side of history only to be fired for it, Cole White has terrible hair! Make better choices, people

He’s too good for her!

I’m shocked they even bothered!

Holy shit- C-3P0 is a black guy?! So method!!

Now that’s shade!

Jabba the Trump!

Toilet paper cozy FTW?

Its depressing that this is even a thing! Nuclear armageddon hangs in the balance while shitheads trade digital handslaps over cotton candy egos!

Good luck getting your name changed at the hospital, dumbshit!

It’s a trip, it’s got a funky beat and I can take drugs to it!

Sounds like he was just high on Alex Jones!

We’ll only be invaded if another species is smart enough to have the free market solutions required to leave their home planet!

Scorpion, meet frog!

Cherry blossoms are great until they’re stuck all over your car like arboreal birdshit!

Modern Aesop fables are so depressing!

If this doesn’t catch on, it’s llama stroganoff for the lot of them!

If I had a nickel for every time my mother told me my father “isn’t the man I married”...