Governing Florida!

“Gutentag, Evin- do you have availability next week to sit in on a globally broadcasted women’s forum? We just had an opening for our panel!”

“The Great Train Robbery meets Set It Off? That’s gold!”

You can’t buy class!

Right? Let’s get today’s children sympathetic to their plight early, while shaming the rest of us for our complacency!

Christ, what an asshole!

More like Inferior Secretary amirite!

“Attarat Poovapat! Attarat Poovapat!” Now you try- it’s fun!

Way to stand up to the tyranny of anti-white oppression! Keep up the good persecution complex!

Those vipers probably got all that maryjane at a jazz club! The Devil’s lettuce leads to loose morals!

I’m sure your family isn’t alone in that tortured duality, but let’s avoid generalizations- I want to be middle class some day too!

They voted for Hillary, and they have a wait-n-see attitude? We used to call that ‘mental gymnastics’!

Grampa Gets One Right in the Gums!

Croquet in the top 5 or GTFO!

On an all-expense paid trip to Unaccountability Land!

That sad (smart!), fat dog is alone way too much and overfed, probably by way guilty compensation on the part of the owner, who already admitted to the history of escape. Don’t get a dog if you can’t keep it in alternating states of stimulation and rest- a tired dog is a happy dog! They’re not cats!

Why would any of the doors be locked on both sides?

And he told Wilson to throw the fade route on the 1 instead of handing it to Beastmode!

Triggered!