The only things missing from that honky-tonk throwdown were Jake, Elwood, and some chicken wire!

Hey I’m just here for the dogpile- cozy!

That guy from Lion is probably seething!

Maybe she doesn’t have anything to complain about?

Always with the abandoned-Hindi-monkey-girl truthers.

They were most assuredly tipped off.

You’re next, Irktusk!

Whaddya say now, Secretary Mnuchin?

I bet Devin Nunes knows something- but he ain’t talkin’!

Think nothing of it!

Is track even a sport? Where’s the strategy or teamwork? Some people run faster than others- yay!

Woah you said a mouthful!

Honey dijon anything is for 11 year olds.

Sayanora, internet & kon’nichiwa ‘70s Times Square porn theaters!

“It’s like he wiped him off and threw him in the corner, Steve!”

This guy’s like 3 different flavors of delusional asshole rolled into one!

Wow hockey fans are really going to hate this!

Mo’ money mo’ problems!

It’s a story as old as Al Capone!

Daylight, just in time for spring! Stay focused people!