He defends like a man afraid to move overly because of a shart!

The Sackett Sisters? I don’t think this is a very good name for a show— 14 year olds are going to have a field day with that title!

All the Saudi women can’t wait to ask their husbands’ permission to buy a copy and then be driven to the store!

Apples : oranges :: Harlem : Texas

It’s like they take the number of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply that by the average out-of-court settlement (C). A x B x C = X. If X is less than a the cost of a recall, they don’t do one.

What’s the joke? Just wondering if there’s a name. Seems like there oughtta be.

Is there a name for The Darwin Award when you take others with you?

Time to do a little spring cleaning!

You can’t handle the truth!

Warren Beatty strikes again!

Ta-daa!

Be sure to pick up some Milo™ Vanishing Cream!

States’ rights are super important until they’re not!

That poster with the cloven hoofprints of our liege and master would be funnier!

Small talk- blech!

I saw Fascist Apocalypse at Liquid Kitty on West Pico in ‘98- they rocked!

Chester A. Arthur was a fucking asshole!

I guess they should’ve made better choices, or come from better families! Or both!

It’s always sad when some of the highest paid state employees can’t see eye to eye —especially the white ones!

“This has been another edition of Sour Grapes Theater, brought to you by Chopped Liver brand geriatric supplements...Is your mee-maw getting her RDA of anti-schlerotic coagulents in her catfood as she shuffles off this mortal coil?”