Seems like just yesterday. So sad- I mean, how dafuq did George of the Jungle 2 get greenlighted?

“wut”

Oingo Boingo levels of corn.

Rhetorical cleftstick achieved!

Hm. Now- should Thor wear a shirt or nah

Here you go bitch

Pretty sure both Clintons have publicly regretted the bi-partisan bill from over 20 years ago. Delve into this complex issue by searching “94 crime bill endorsements” and follow the links. I have taught you to fish, the rest is up to you.

That subtlety, nuance, and irony aren't for everyone?

Well there goes big government, being all thorough and shit.

“Schrödinger’s inbox”

Yowza! I’m beginning to think building that wall’s not such a good idea.

I’m just impressed they have time to run Trump’s campaign as well.

Nobody cares nerd

Medic! Get this one to triage STAT!

The Gawker murder-suicide will drive us all to the very brink!

I'm sure it will all make sense in his 3rd addendumb.

“It was an investment. Not just the hotel but the game ticket and I had to get my kids taken care of. I had to drive here,” Griswold told ESPN.

You’re a better man than I am, Paul Chelimo.

Huh. Where’s Chelimo from- like, Bakersfield? Fresno?

Sorry ‘bout that Brazil!