That editorial alternative universe might be a reality next week :(

Mohammed Ali was a Spike Lee fan- who knew?

Fairly middling electro-rap, but still better than Macklemore.

Obrigado

There’s always the next induction!

Maybe she saw a Zika mosquito and panicked?

No, he can grab her tits in a room somewhere. Fucking libertines, man.

I swear to god I was going to make this comment. So validating.

I'm no phrenologist, but the Limp Bizkit affinity is undeniable.

Oh was Pat Summit married to her players? Are AA members married to each other? Do they have a word for “analogy” in your birth country?

Who gives a shit.

And they say love can't be found on the internet...

Do you mean embarrassed for? OMG Melania, is that you?

That is so far from the truth I'm embarrassed for you, even if it is just trolling.

What is the price of entry to your ironic yogurt hedgefund you are apparently pimping? Because I want it in.

Byeee

I thought you were going to stop bothering me with “facts” and “truth”? Are you in love with me?

You don’t have to be a Trump supporter to be an asshole who futilely beats dead horses. And yes, looking forward to another 8 years with an adult as President.

No, the studios just know that prudes and bigots have money to spend, too.

A tolling bell in the church of climate change. Mesmerizing.