I swear to god I was going to make this comment. So validating.

I'm no phrenologist, but the Limp Bizkit affinity is undeniable.

Oh was Pat Summit married to her players? Are AA members married to each other? Do they have a word for “analogy” in your birth country?

Who gives a shit.

And they say love can't be found on the internet...

Do you mean embarrassed for? OMG Melania, is that you?

That is so far from the truth I'm embarrassed for you, even if it is just trolling.

What is the price of entry to your ironic yogurt hedgefund you are apparently pimping? Because I want it in.

Byeee

I thought you were going to stop bothering me with “facts” and “truth”? Are you in love with me?

You don’t have to be a Trump supporter to be an asshole who futilely beats dead horses. And yes, looking forward to another 8 years with an adult as President.

No, the studios just know that prudes and bigots have money to spend, too.

Who said you were? #readingcomprehension

Tom Scocca is 45.

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

As I get older, the idea of giving up birthdays sounds appealing to me too

Meanwhile, the crowd is now yelling in steady loud unison “We Like Mike!” louder than any Trump chant at Pence as they realize who will soberly keep a steady hand on their terrible tiller, should Clinton snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Well, you shouldn’t because the word you’re looking for is “commenter”, Marv Albert.

Why is it too nuanced for you? Good question; I’m guessing it’s because your parents were stupid, too.

At any job site that’s not a museum, it should at least be considered for removal. Too nuanced for you?