Do whatever you want after November 8th.

That’s great- lemme get a Whopper, extra pickles and a chocolate shake. And no, I don’t want fries with that.

Feel stupid yet? You should.

Scott Baio, just an American guy from Brooklyn, could come up with more policy initiatives on the back of a napkin while in church.

What else are they going to do? Talk about Trump’s “accomplishments” or “leadership”?

Keyser Söze had more familial loyalty.

I wasn’t pulling for Bernie this time around, but he did try to flip the tables of the money changers.

There was a good guy with a liscenced open carry 2x4?

Really pulling for this team, even despite the white guy with dreads.

Christ, what an asshole.

Eagerly awaiting the already stale Pokemon send ups waiting in the wings. Even that might be too much credit given.

Yes, but the resolution! We’ve only seen how the (wo)man got up the tree.

“I mean, even ISIS has official leaders amirite”

The who does what now?

ISIS must be laughing at our adoption of beheadings and blood money. Nice work, everyone.

“Better the mind than the soul, asswipe.” I would love to be her Twitter intern.

Humbly redacted because of too-slow-ness. You’ve won this round, “Lion-oRichie”...but I’ll be back...oh yes- I WILL BE BAAAAACK!!1!

He makes Paddington look like a Visigoth. Such manners!

Only 100,001 more lynchings, sovereign citizens standoffs, federal building bombings, abortion clinic/minority church murders and it will be a tie!

Fair enough, I was just being wary of the trolling set, the victim blaming true believers, and whatever Venn diagram of the two.