I think it’s more likely that his team went to him and was like, “Listen, man, we talked about it and we think you should just shut up for a while if you want to keep this thing going.”

bring back ostracism. every presidential cycle, in addition to the regular slate, we also vote for one person to exile for a period of 10 years. it’s effective and often a lot more fun than voting for someone

I am nauseous thinking about all the hardcore wretched racists. I’m sheltered but I thought it was mostly Shitty Drunk Uncles and a small percentage of rednecks. They’re everywhere. Like roaches we caught in the night.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

Speaking of Stabby McStabberton where has he been lately? Is he and his team coming up with some new batshit insane things he can say to try to recover from his recent poll droppings which is also what comes out of his mouth, droppings.

I was thinking “poorly trained circus peanut” would have been more appropriate.

Why are we still entertaining this asshole? Why is he still given airtime to spout his garbage nonsense? Trump blathers on in vague generalities that he’s convinced are facts. We are not dealing with an actual 69 year old grown man, we are dealing with a petulant child that needs to be sent to his room where he can…

On behalf of my fellow primates, I’m really fucking insulted that you compared the noble orangutan to hollowed-out corn husk filled with ten year old radioactive grade D nacho cheese Donald Trump.

guy I went to high school with genuinely believes that the combination of Ben Carson and Trump into one person would be the best candidate. Not joking. Thankfully, he’s not old enough to vote yet.

Hey! Orangutans are gentle, peaceful creatures, who do NOT appreciate being compared to the human skidmark that is Trump!

Someone tell me if they agree that he is really a closeted liberal doing this to sabotauge the republicans? I got my confirmation from PA that I can vote in the next election.

I bet at least 30% or Americans think this is a great idea. If not 40%. It’s really easy for people to just sit here and joke that he’s saying ridiculous shit. But there’s a huge portion of the country that absolutely believes this.

Yep, until they turn 40, then Fox banishes them to the Island of Misfit Anchors while the male Fox talking heads can stay until they're in diapers and drooling.

She’s right. He could give a shit. And does give a shit. Many shits.

I always pretend that I’m getting her and Lark Voorhies mixed up (because LV is kind of insane, too) so my brain continues to love Clueless.

Oh shit, you just ruined Clueless. YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS!

Not with cameras rolling anyways.

The unconditional love I have for Clueless is almost deep enough to be able to forgive Stacy Dash for being a neoconservative asshole. But it is not.

The bar is low.

My thought process while reading this: “hey! At least nobody called him the n-word. Right? RIGHT?”