I know! When I first watched OITNB, I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from, and when I realized he was Nick Sobotka it blew my mind.

WHOA!! He WAS on the wire. I didn’t even recognize him with the stash!

tbh most teens probably deserve to be punched

Ha. When my kids were born, I had to repeatedly insist to my family that if they bought plastic toys I’d give them to charity. My kids are developing fine with minimal plastic. It’s mind-boggling to think of the mountain of waste created by objects that kids lose interest in in months and sometimes minutes, let alone…

Well keurig capsules are an environmental disaster and formula is already embarrassingly easy to prepare. Just saying, maybe think about the baby’s future on planet earth?

Can you tell us more thingz without the brain hurty numbers and words? Please I need to know if I can conserve my outrage tonight.

I would pay ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY for a pump that isn’t awful and works half as efficiently as a real baby.

Very true. We wound up with a baby who wouldn’t sleep flat for the first three months. Luckily our cat was very appreciative of her new bassinet.

Really, the most important things a newborn baby needs is to be safe, loved, fed, cuddled, and played with.

You guys! I found out a week and a half ago that I’m pregnant :) Six weeks along now, and it’s so hard not telling people, so I’m telling the Internet anonymously. :) Anyway I’m already worried about all the decisions of what crap to buy, when I shop for baby showers, it’s overwhelming in those stores. But mostly I am…

What always amazed me was that everything baby-related has to be a “system.” They're not bottles, they're baby-feeding systems. Think it's just a car seat and a stroller? Nope...its a baby transportation system. Baby monitor...or baby surveillance system? Ridiculous.

Oh baby junk. So much junk.

look at this body language. they totally hate each other.

“The baby products business is huge, growing, and wants your money”

A good rule of thumb: if it makes parents’ lives easier, it is good. If it “enriches” baby’s development, it is probably BS.

I think you can infer a couple things. the dispute may have been a sort of smoke screen. you don’t leave, get your tactical gear on, make your pipe bombs, pray to allah then head back to the holiday party to fuck everyone’s shit up because bob called your wife fat. Most people just punch bob and call him a pig.

This illustrates how Americans really do live in two separate, hermetically sealed echo chambers. The shooting response script for Gawker commenters and most non-Fox media outlets is precisely the inverse of this.

If the fact that they had middle eastern name DIDN’T seem fishy to you, you’re not smarter or more highly evolved. You’re not a global citizen or a champion of social justice. You’re a naive fool.

Handy guide to Jez reaction to mass shootings. Killers are white guys—hooray! Wait, what? Oh no—they're not white Christian NRA abortion clinic bombers. They're Muslims. How tragic for Muslims! Never mind the dead people—what about The Backlash?

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.