So true!

Well, during childbirth, I had to squeeze my daughter through a grapefruit-sized hole in my crotch while they suctioned and yanked on her head. After that, it felt like I had been kicked in the crotch about 1,000 times. I needed help standing up and walking to the bathroom for over a day and I ached for about 2 weeks.…

I like almond milk, too, but it does not work with cookies. In a side by side comparison of almond vs dairy milk for Oreo dunking, dairy clearly wins. Certain substances don’t dissolve in almond milk. I’ve tried mixing protein powder in and it just forms little powder pockets. Dairy milk doesn’t behave that way. That…

Agree completely. It’s so condescending and it reminds me of the whole “happy slave” thing. “Look at how happy that dumb black boy is while serving people! He’s one of the good ones!”

lol...and childbirth is like getting kicked in the balls x 10,000%!

The way I see it is that you don’t have much control over your kid’s skin color, gender, class, etc., but you can give them a name that sounds normal to most people and can be pronounced and spelled easily. If you knew your kid was already disadvantaged because of their skin color, then why would you double-down on…

There is data to back this up, too. A parent who names their kid “Michael” is significantly more likely to have a college degree than a parent who names their kid “Cody.” Period. So, yeah, who cares, but humans have a gut reaction to this stuff and it’s not gonna change. Humans are shallow, social creatures—ALL…

Then the majority of humans would be assholes, because the majority of people judge people based on names and appearances. It’s human nature and it ain’t gonna change.

You need to stop mentioning these food items. I’m pregnant and very open to suggestion. Now I MUST HAVE THEM ALL!

My dad poached eggs the classic way and I remember thinking that they looked beautiful. He was literally masterful at this kind of thing (he was a chef) and I am such a clutz in the kitchen. I can make things taste good, but I don’t have his touch.

All you have to do is look at the statistics. I don’t have them on hand, but it’s true that he appeals more to the uneducated crowd than any other republican candidate. I’m not talking about small business owners, btw. I’m talking about Harvard MBA upper level executives in multinational corporations. I’m sure the…

I’m not even gonna google “blanket train.”

That was my first thought. Orangutans are smart and have intrinsic value. Not a good comparison.

Trump supporters comprise the least educated, least professional group of the republican party. They don’t have money. The republicans with money need morons like trump supporters to vote because there aren’t enough voters with money for their candidates to win. They created this Frankenstein and now it has turned on…

And they should be openly mocked. No point in debating these morons.

As long as it involved stealing and hoarding resources, then Cheney would probably be open to it. You can see the dollar signs in that man’s eyes.

Dick Cheney is smart enough to know that there are important Muslim-majority countries around the world with lots of money and oil that you don’t want to piss off. I honestly think Cheney is one of those republicans who only cares about business interests. He doesn’t even pretend to care about evangelicals.

Totally. The media is like new agey parents who try to reason with the toddler instead of just giving him time out.

I think the saying goes, “for every rat you see, there are 50 that you don’t see.” Now, I hesitate to compare these people to rats because I’ve had several pet rats and they’re actually pretty smart and sensitive. These people are not.

I think his people want him to lay low while all of this tough foreign affairs stuff is in the news, because it’s obviously something he’s totally clueless about. They’re probably hoping things will simmer down soon so he can get back to complaining about undocumented workers and Planned Parenthood.