Amazon Prime: For when your cat needs a new box!

I may need to unbox a couple more.

I think it’s pretty uncontroversial, in 2015, to assert that the majority of the human race are, in fact, assholes.

Ah take your concern to the concern police. It’s a totally normal human observation that when you see a roster full of Madisons and Evans and Gavins, you are likely (not always but likely) going to get a middle class group of kids, usually white. When you get a roster full of Antonios and Matiases and Joses, you are…

KOHLRABI hahahahaha your grandpa is A+

My husband and I are torn between Samurai Shotgun and Maximum Laser. Help!

I’m voting for Quinjoaquin

I found out today their is a kid out there named Theawesome Miraculous Jackson. Speechless.

I knew someone who named their children “Cougar” and “Granite.” SERIOUSLY.

That is sad. Hipsters ruin everything.

I plan on naming my children Origin Lobo, and Kracken Morningstar.

I disagree with that. I think a general opinion of a name actually matters a bit. I can look at a class roster and tell what sort of class I’m going to have based on the name. I assume it’s the same when people look at resumes. Your child's name can scream "teen mom" or "mcmansion pinterest housewife mom" or "artsy…

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

I predict “Parsley”.

That is a very cool thing to master. It’s a bit like watching someone skilled make an omelette. It must have been so awesome growing up with a chef as a dad. :) I’m jelly.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

and wouldn’t village elders be more in favor of “traditional families”?

Of all the puzzling things, I found this to be the most puzzling. I didn't know a.) we had village elders and b.) that they specifically hated traditional families.

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

important follow up question: