Are we not gonna talk about those trashy-ass highlights?

I’m genuinely confused as to how a paralyzed animal can help someone “complete daily tasks.”

“I hadn’t heard of her before that Kanye thing happened.”

“Not to worry, the money will come”

Plastic high heeled thong sandals, for when you want to be ugly *and* uncomfortable. God everything that woman wears is terrible, and everything her husband designs is a fucking joke.

Off topic, but I’ve been wondering for years why Britney’s makeup artist(s) won’t do anything with her eyebrows. Darken them just a bit, make sure they’re filled in and shaped. It could take years off her face and make her look more polished.  

“it’s basically whiskey with a bit of sugar, filled up with soda water”

Excuse me? But I feel pretty certain this show has plenty of fans who are neither single nor women. Also, it’d be lame to go out and “try to make gay friends.”

They’re staying in Kansas City, Missouri but I believe the people they're helping will come from both sides of the state line. Hope that helps!

I can’t tell who’s supposed to be the butt of the joke in this story. ‘Cause you kinda threw shade at the girl, but your ex sounds like a colossal tool

Yea, I had trouble wrapping my head around that too. Why would they feel the need to lie? Bonnie’s actions were completely justified and most would even say heroic. If anything she might get a slap on the wrist but doubtful.

Wait, so just strangling someone unconscious doesn't warrant jail time in Alaska?

Counterpoint: Blue Ivy is fine, and your feigned obsession with a child is idiotic and played out.

So what I’m hearing you say is...pimpin’ ain’t easy?

“Beyoncé did not invent the fucking marching band”

Beyonce invented everything, don't you know?

“The majority of the people who read it would be under 18. Having an article about your fellow student, the sex worker, is probably not the best place for this”

“Blue Ivy Carter will one day ascend the throne as our true and rightful Queen.”

I imagine that's how most rich people handle their charitable donations. 

Really, never? No matter what she does?