Can we get a collection designed by that lady though?

Where did I say all people without homes aren’t to be trusted? I’m simply asking if you would be willing to trust a complete stranger with caring for your pet long term and with taking care of an apartment in your name. And how exactly would you go about “vetting” said stranger? It’s great you’re so trusting, but to…

Really? You’d be willing to entrust the care of your beloved pets to a stranger off the street? Hell, you’d be willing to entrust an apartment rented in your name to said stranger? Doubtful. 

It might be ptosis, which I think just means droopy eyelids but can affect just one. Some people are born with it but aging and lack of sleep can exacerbate it. It’s literally caused by one eyelid muscle being weaker or more elongated than the other. There is a surgery to correct it and insurance may even cover it i…

What the hell are you talking about? The curfew applies to unchaperoned minors, they don’t ask where you’re from. 

Also, wtf kind of punch is that?

That was essentially the death knell of what I think of as the Golden Age of trashy VH1 reality dating shows. Man how I miss that era.

But don’t you think she would have been eviscerated for not commenting as well? Kind of a lose/lose for her.

These “activists” have a whole legal team working on this, you get that right? They didn’t just storm into a courtroom and start screaming that elephants are people, this is a carefully considered strategy to pursue their ultimate goal of rescuing these elephants from what they consider an inhumane situation. It’s…

Lol. Piss off. It’s possible to care about both people and animals.

“...I was widely admired in my and their community, which disabled them from sharing their story and brought hardship to them when they tried because people who look up to me didn’t want to hear it.”

But he’s not wrong. He’s been considered a comedy god beyond reproach for years, probably even more so among fellow comedians than the general public. He has many fans and many colleagues that would kill for the chance to work with him. So he acknowledged the fact that he abused his popularity and esteem, and also…

If that were true she would’ve called it a distillery, not a “factory.”

Jesus fuck that sounds gruesome. Being a sensitive child who felt the pain of all living creatures, I would’ve needed therapy after seeing something like that.

I work in an upscale-ish hotel and we have kicked people out for smoking weed. Granted, I think there may have been actual weed present and verified in a room, not just a smell coming from somewhere. But the decision to kick someone out isn’t taken lightly, and hotels will try to avoid it as much as possible.  I’m…

I often get accused of being “mean” or “angry” when I think I’m just being straightforward and politely firm. Like dude, I’m too busy to coddle your little ego right now.

Hard living and age?

I love Maria, her stand-up is gut-bustingly funny at times, but then she can be so grating at times too. I wish she would dial back on the wacky voices shtick, I think it really distracts from how clever and absurd her humor really is. That said, I just can’t get into this show. It’s like everything I don’t like…

I’m guessing some designer made them for her and she agreed to give them the exposure.

He interrupted her to tell her and the entire audience she didn’t deserve the award, how is that anything but a huge insult and a tremendously dick move?