I know that this is horrible, especially as somebody who has been sexually assaulted, but at this point wouldn’t it be easier for her to just record an album of stuff to get out? I know they are dated examples but Tori Amos did a complete albums of covers to fill her last contracted album with a company she was over…

I think it’s just Hamilton...

He will report to Russia later that month.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

Video, as requested.* 

Remember parents, when you’re performing reckless hoonage, ensure your children are properly restrained and appropriately booster-seated.

To be clear, the Anova doesn’t chill the water itself. You have to have water that’s already cold, or add ice cubes for this to work. You’re just turning down the thermostat on the Anova so the heating element doesn’t kick on and heat up the water.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

“There’s no legitimate, non-criminal reason to own a sound suppressor.”

Well if you insist, random internet commenter and everyone who starred you!

Well I see that after posting an article about an S2000 trying one-up them, the Mustang-asshats waste no time asserting their dominance at the top of the pile.

I have a rented Mustang Ecooost for the week. It’s tradition for me to do a burnout in my rental and record it, but maybe this year I’ll just park it and slowly. Back. Away...

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

You shut your mouth.

Not the same car, unless they removed the sunroof too and re-skinned the roof.

I’m just gonna say it, as an owner of a volkswagen: So, it’s an Audi A7 with all the costs associated with owning an Audi A7 (because it probably shares more than 60% of it’s parts with the A7) including traditionally high German repair and service costs, But without any of the cool associated with owning an Audi.

And…

I don’t blame you.

I’m sorry, I got as far as I could, but this is just so dumb. Youtube has an incredible knack for taking things that are awesome and making them stupid.

What does that have to do with FWD?

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.