Congrats! Gave me a seizure while still being in the greys.

And you, sir, are a jerk. Rather than taking the time to explain what these are to someone who obviously doesn’t have a clue, you just insult them.

This is absolutely perfect! If you don’t know what it is and just kind of glance at it (like me), it just looks like some normal celebrity cash grab, self help, fad diet type thing. But upon closer inspection it’s all right there.

When I read this, the first thing I thought was “Where would The Sitch fit in in this adminstration?”

Same exact thing happened here in Ann Arbor, MI. Only the city hired some sharpshooters to cull the population, with the meat going to a homeless shelter.

Interesting fact: The woman in the hot tub on the far right is Roberta Williams, designer of Kings Quest and Phantasmagoria.

You forgot this one:

I would delay moving out my mom’s basement if it meant I got to hang with Liv Tyler.

Maybe the VR isn’t fully realistic yet, 90% or something. They have the physical park for that last 10%. 

This is exactly what I am thinking.

I was thinking it could be a sensory deprivation tank, with the VR somehow electrically simulating sensations on all senses. The purpose of the tank is to mute the sensations you are actually feeling.

Who is Jesse? Let me tell you: Jesse is a friend. Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine...

And the map maker who forgot about Michigan.

I know, I know! A forgotten, dusty top shelf inhabited by a wheezing penguin?

“Sir Paul” may take himself too seriously, but it appears Phil Collins does also. Surely he must realize the absurdity of a world famous musician asking another even more famous musician for their autograph? Apparently not.

Sorry, I’m the most boring gamer. Never buy games when they first come out. Wait for the GOTY version to drop down to less than $20 before I’ll buy it, usually from Gamefly. Don’t like hard boss battles so I rarely finish them. But I follow gaming news, so I know what all the games are, when they come out, general…

Lovecraftian Horror World.

Zombie Apocalypse World. NOT The Walking Dead world though. Just want to blast zombies.

Smoking everywhere!

Can someone else chime in here on this? Much like the parent, I remember these cereals being similar to Lucky Charms in that the non-marshmallow part was toasted oats. The new versions however are not like this. Instead of toasted oats it’s some other weird kind of disgusting approximation. Was very excited when I saw…