Unfortunately, the new versions are but pale shadows of their former selves.

Maybe there’s no horses left, ala Blade Runner.

Hard boss battles. If it takes more than 30 minutes of trying, I get really annoyed. Got to the final boss battle of Borderlands Presequel about a month ago and just put the game away after about 30 minutes.

Also, you may not have noticed because it was some damn good acting, but he had a recurring role as a helicopter on Magnum PI.

So you could get your eye shot out? See, Ralphie’s mom was right.

Where’s the pictures?

Noooo. No info on Flagstaff. FYI they get their data from numbeo.com.

Damn you! I haven’t heard this song in probably over twenty years. Now I have to go find a copy since I don’t currently have one.

I don’t think they (Cruise, Pitt) are quite that old yet. The one that really got to me was Harrison Ford in Crystal Skull. You could practically see him huffing and puffing his way through the action scenes. And it was the very definition of a phoned in performance, compared to the previous ones. Now I hear he wants…

If you haven’t watched the video, just skip to 0:14 so you can channel your inner 11 yr old boy and have a good chuckle.

If you haven’t watched the video, just skip to 0:14 so you can channel your inner 11 yr old boy and have a good…

Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!

Steve Jobs lacked porridge. Tim’s cooking does not.

Yeah, I’m wondering why this is even here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but all she did was get impregnated by the fattest, ugliest Kardashian, right?

Trigger warnings. Safe spaces. Let the babies have their toys. When they get to the “real world”, the resulting garmonbozia will be that much more delicious.

Like most, when I heard the “I’m going to donate it to charity” thing I thought she would do 50k or something like that. This makes the most sense though. 7 million is pocket change to someone with a net worth of 12 billion. Makes Depp look like a pauper in comparison.

I remember when the first season of DWTS was on TV. I thought to myself “Why would ANYBODY want to watch ANYONE dance with the stars?” And yet here we are. How many years later and it’s still going? People really are dumb.

Seeing as how the sky is “no man’s”, are we to infer that it belongs exclusively to women? Or everyone except men?

Actually, the monster cereals USED to be pretty close to Lucky Charms. The non-marshmallow part was colored toasted oats. However, the ones they release now around Halloween are just an evil, vile abomination. I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to make a breakfast cereal that actually tastes bad.

Yes, it was at one point (maybe 2 years ago?) I know because I went in to get some McNuggets and asked for it and the kid behind the counter looked at me like I was crazy. But it appears to be back now, due to popular demand (at least in Michigan).

Two more that get a resounding yes from me: