Everyone who knows how to use a computer will hate this and wish that M$ would spend more time fixing all their shitty updates and stop fucking with the UI.

Great reminder - the ZTE Axon is a great alternative to the Galaxy Fold for anyone who wants a pocketable tablet and Microsoft is working on their own concept, too. However, what I want to see is a dual glass screen version of the Galaxy Flip to make a smaller phone - not a smaller tablet.

Or just maybe both of these can be simultaneously true?

When the dog aliens first attacked I thought, ORCS? Then I thought these are villains you’d see on one of the made for TV Ewok movies.

The only reason I disagree with you is that Trump clearly enjoys having a forum in which it’s ambiguous whether he is speaking in his capacity as citizen or as Commander-in-Chief. “Adam Schiff should be arrested for treason”? That’s just Trump offering his personal opinion, he can’t be held responsible for that.…

Buc-ee’s is the greatest. No clue about how their coffee is but the food is fantastic, the bathrooms are spotless, and the beaver is awesome.

There is no need for a quid pro quo. He requested a foreign power investigate a political rival. That’s a paddlin.

Jokes on you: Trump doesn't eat peaches, because they're fruit.

14 months if we’re lucky. And even if we are, I doubt he’s going to go gently into the good night. He’s going to be ranting and raving to whomever will broadcast him until he finally dies. 

Is the cherry pie actually famous

This is amazing news and all, but where is the documentary on how not 1, but 2 siblings from the same family have a sex change?

These new motors are motherfuckin’ miracles.

Prediction: at the next rally some of them will start the chant again, he will let it go for a few seconds then say something like “no no, stop that, you can’t say that or the fake news media angry liberal Democrats will get mad at you” like it’s all a fucking joke.

Pence: “he-he might— he might— he’d make an effort to speak out about it.”

He creates a ‘crisis’, then he ‘solves’ it and brags endlessly.

Meeting you, with a burning need to kill
Face to face in palace stairwells, feel the chill
Night King attacked me, but you know the plans I’m making
Still obssessed, could it be the whole world burning wide
A sacred why, you’re rotting zombie inside
The Cleganebowl’s why

Until we dance into the fire, that fatal stab…

this is just the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while. Solving a problem that isn’t a problem is now the most cliche thing on lifehacker. So, if I want to have sprinkles with my ice cream I get to eat all the plain ice cream first and then I get a ton of sprinkles, with no ice cream, once I get to the bottom.  YUM!!!

I don’t get it. You want your last few bites of the cone to be all sprinkles, or all M&Ms, or all [insert topping here]?

I can’t help but feel the people who are convinced Trump’s tax returns will contain some kind of smoking gun are setting themselves up for disappointment. Though I’d genuinely love to be proven wrong.