sideways pic w/ gesture has a “All Dogs Go To Heaven” kinda vibe

I’m sorry for his loss.

He openly admits that he was glad he didn’t have to compete with women for jobs back in the day. He’s basically upset that now he *does* have to compete with them. Eyeroll.

I don’t care very much about Gwyneth and whether she got married but I will admit she looks super happy and in love in that photo. I can get behind happiness. Though a wedding produced by that creative duo sounds like a nightmare - literally.

HAHAHA!!!

Tips START at 20% but can go up and down from there. A good example is when I was out with my wife and we ate at a nice restaurant, not posh, but not Olive Garden either. The section we were in had about three visibly empty tables, so there were likely several other empty tables in the place. The section had three…

No, it’s that we are rude. We are bad people.

No, it’s that we are rude.

Am I supposed to vote for what I think is better or worse?

I loved Clarissa but was never a big fan of Melissa Joan Hart. Let’s reboot it but without her.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

So what you’re saying is... Kelis can now bring all the boys to her farm with her own locally sourced milkshakes?

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I’m not sure what that emoticon is supposed to represent

very Princess Mombi

I hate everything about current events except how the teens are handling it. The post-Millennial generation is probably going to be one of the greatest. Unlike us, they have been raised in and prepared for the financial crisis. And we might have built a culture of social media, but they are its natives—they’ve never…

36 is ‘later in life’? What is this, the 1950s?

I always wanted to date a chef and eat delicious food all the time, but then I dated some chefs and it turns out they’re kind of assholes.

Ugh Valentine’s Day just pisses me off SO FUCKING MUCH. I’ve been in a happy relationship for almost 10 years now and it boggles my mind that anyone cares about it in any way and honors it like it’s an actual thing that matters.

It seems to me that in the mugshot, maybe he is bugging his eyes out in response to harsh lighting, and could possibly have more almond-shaped eyes under normal circumstances. And you are right, his facial structure and hair are pretty Asian. What is making the mugshot read as “not Asian” are the more rounded out eyes.