Coney Island type.

You’re so cutting edge bro. 

Bronze Tiger! Bronze Tiger! Bronze Tiger!

“I’m not sure I want to relocate to Alabama to challenge for the.........”

IT'S A TIME CUBE

Neither the UFC nor McGregor’s publicist issued a comment to the Times, though a rep for McGregor said, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

Came here to say this. 

same reason your question is in bad faith.

My son's an RA. He says freshmen weren't designed to handle freedom. 

I see a lot of unextraordrinary nonsense on my commute just like anyone else so I won’t bore you with the screaming, the drugs, the fights, or the masturbation.

Looks like Crayola generic white person “flesh” color to me. A color that I’ve never seen on any white person’s flesh, ever. What a boring choice for a baby’s room.

I am terribly sorry that I answered my own question and in the process wrote a blog you found reasonable and informative and I agree we both need to do better

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

The comments under this (incredibly accurate) article further confirm my theory that the only people left commenting on Jez articles in 2018 are roughly middle-aged slightly liberal housewives.

2018: “Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun!” - Donald Trump

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

The original Caesar dressing didn’t use anchovies anyway.

What no comment on Venusian Akido? haven’t heard that uttered since the Pertwee days!