Yes, someone can be killed by a punch; however, you have to be very skilled or very (un)lucky to kill someone barefisted (assuming you aren’t purposely trying to beat them to or close to death). A single strike to the head can be fatal with a bat, a fractured skull is one of the most likely outcomes with a baseball…

That’s twice in less than a week that the entire staff of Deadspin quit. 

Wouldn’t want to get DQed under NWA rules.

and a voice I didn’t recognize flattering Levesque as somehow being a better businessman than a wrestler

“Hello, Agnes? Put me through to the internet.”

The Amtrak dining car died because it costs more to go 200 miles on Amtrak than it does to go 3,000 miles on a plane.

It shouldn’t be too much for a wrestling promotion to ask a 49-year-old man, no matter his last name, to take a backseat to the wrestlers of tomorrow

Personally, I’m far more psyched for Jacob Rees-Mogg being eaten by a family of wild badgers!

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

I guess I’m in the minority here, but I thought the questions would be even more stupid.  

If anyone likes The Dollop podcast, they did a phenomenal JZD episode.

Oooh, does this section of a DISNEY LAND THEME PARK feel like a cash grab? Tell me more.

Imagine being miffed a theme park experience is primarily geared toward kids. 

+1 meatloaf

It’s an old meme, but it checks out

passing judgment on those people is right and good and maybe you should just keep your ass in your seat until it’s your time to disembark you bumpkin.

Boy, do I have some bad news about New Japan and women.

surely it’d be more productive than commenting on an article you don’t care about instead of skipping it

On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…