a-hippo
A.Hippo
a-hippo

Came here to say this. 

same reason your question is in bad faith.

My son's an RA. He says freshmen weren't designed to handle freedom. 

I see a lot of unextraordrinary nonsense on my commute just like anyone else so I won’t bore you with the screaming, the drugs, the fights, or the masturbation.

Looks like Crayola generic white person “flesh” color to me. A color that I’ve never seen on any white person’s flesh, ever. What a boring choice for a baby’s room.

I am terribly sorry that I answered my own question and in the process wrote a blog you found reasonable and informative and I agree we both need to do better

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

The comments under this (incredibly accurate) article further confirm my theory that the only people left commenting on Jez articles in 2018 are roughly middle-aged slightly liberal housewives.

2018: “Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun!” - Donald Trump

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

The original Caesar dressing didn’t use anchovies anyway.

I know my legal rights as an American citizen who voted for Trump.

Longer than you think.  The ol’ “average lifespan was 30-40 years” was because the average included child mortality.  Adult lifespan was several decades more.  

Can you imagine those candyass shitbuckets doing labor-intensive work? I can, and it’s hilarious.

My brother worked at Starbucks for a while and they provide health and 401k and some educational help. So Starbucks is probably too good for these guys. I remember reading that book Nickel & Dimed about getting by on minimum wage jobs and those chain maid companies seemed to be the worst. Like Merry Maids. Overworked,

Scrambled eggs are basically a tasteless vehicle for pepper anyway. 

...is this supposed to mean anything to me?