Randy Milholland, currently the cartoonist on the Sunday Popeye newspaper strips, has started a version that seems to be playing it straight:

And its certainly not the first time they’ve been played for laughs, or as chumps:

Of all the anecdotes in the book, this is the weirdest: “He taught me to cook fish in my dishwasher. Just throwing that out there.” What?

In Bloodsport’s case, Lex Luthor was the someone with a crapton of resources. It was the 80s, so the original version of the character was a nut with a Vietnam connection.

*scoffs in Floridian*

Man, I haven’t thought about Asa Carter in years...

So my wife was on hydroxychloroquine for treatment of her RA; they had to stop prescribing it because it was beginning to affect her eyes. If he doesn’t like how he’s coming out of this now, wait’ll they start referring to retinal myopathy as “Trump Blindness”.

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He’s a rich white guy. How long do you think its been since he carried his own baggage?

Finally, a Disney ride where children are awaiting torture!

(I assure you - it’s on topic.)

I’m a fan of the Conchita brand, myself. Their version seems to have a deeper bake that I prefer the taste and texture of.

He’s been a Republican supporter for 20 years now; why does this come as a shock to anyone?

Yeah, throughout the Pertwee years, the running gag with The Master was “There’s no way you could have escaped the certain death we last saw you in!”