STICK TO SPROTS!!1!

As a contributor to the old EU, with a Wookiepedia entry and everything, I’d just like to say...

He’s not really known for being great to his currents, either.

“Farrow’s effort to defame NBC News is clearly motivated not by a pursuit of truth, but an axe to grind,” Oppenheim continued, adding, “It is built on a series of distortions, confused timelines, and outright inaccuracies.”

Can they give it to me right now? Because holy shit, I am dragging today.

I’ve been slapped a time or two in my life for saying something dumb and shitty

CALLS HIM A “CORRUPT HUMAN TORNADO”

Up in his attic, he’s got a painting of himself that looks really phenomenal.

Whenever we swing by Ikea, I usually grab a couple of boxes of their brand. I find if I mix it half and half with my usual chex or cheerios, its got just enough sweet to it to give me the flavor I want in cereal.

Both sides of my family had the “we’re part Native American” story as I was growing up. My Mom’s side of the family claimed the classic Apache heritage, while Dad’s side changed it up with some Blackfoot blood. I finally broke down and did one of those DNA tests my wife has been wanting me to do last Christmas, and…

And you all thought that Sonic trailer was gonna be the most disturbing thing you saw this year...

Armed Services Chairman Jim Inhofe apologizes to Mark Esper for being confronted by Warren during his #defense secretary nomination hearing.

“It’s about time we lowered the temperature all across the board. All of us ought to contribute to a better level of discourse.”

No, but the Terminator is.

Jesus had a solution for this in Matthew 5:29-30, but I don’t think this guy’s gonna like it.

Trolling?

“Verily I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.”

“Why do people feel entitled to things they paid for? What babies.”