He’s got a point- I don’t see how a car hitting him in the head could make things much worse, either.

Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.

You should have seen the traffic, though, ICE didn’t think to leave before rush hour.

Cafeteria worker named new director of National School Lunch Program (NSLP) by Trump administration.

30 minutes BEFORE a flight? At LAX?

Because...you didn’t see it?

Dear Mr Judge: Please allow juror Epstein to leave early on Friday because he has a thing he has to do.

UGH WHO HAS FOUR WHOLE MINUTES THESE DAYS

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There are two seats there for Bobby Knight, one is really heavy and the other is nailed to the floor. 

Svengoolie’s on MeTV, MST3000's been rebooted, and now MonsterVision is coming back. Maybe this isn’t quite the darkest timeline possible after all.

Ozil is not an immigrant. He was born in Gelsenkirchen. He’s a third-generation German citizen. His president is this guy…

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

Damn, Jake Busey really let himself go

I’m not in any armed service, nor am I a politician, but a few decades of observing human nature leads me to suspect that this would not be a huge surprise to anyone who worked their way thru the military to the level at which one guards the commander in chief

This is par for the course with Pruitt. Talk to anyone familiar with his record in Oklahoma, and they’ll tell you how laughable his net worth is despite so much obvious corruption. This is a guy who would trade his soul for 50,000 frequent flier miles.

Okay.

Kids can’t take things like men anymore. Back in my day, when someone hurt my feelings by being better than me at playing a game, I took it like a man and assaulted them with a projectile