Came here for the “One Piece At A Time” reference. Left satisfied.

Never gets old

There’s a whole lotta backpfeifengesicht going on in that photo.

Goddamn, that last line is so Florida, Carl Hiaasen just filed for trademark infringement.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too.

Supposedly it’s about control. The rice ball will sponge up the soy sauce and it’s a higher risk of ending up with too much.

He should have stuck with fencing.

It’s not a matter of saying Goodyear is evil. If you want to conclude that, it’s up to you. If you want to conclude that RV users were abusing the tires, that’s fine too. But before Mr. Felton got hold of this document legally, Goodyear - if I read and watched the article/video correctly - had its previous court…

Is barstool just the stick to sports crowd upset that ebaums world isn’t what it used to be?

Do you feel good about yourself Deadspin for what you’ve done to this coach? Do ya? You got a racist and disgusting human being suspend and probably fired. I hope you can sleep better at night for what you’ve done.

+1 Neil Armstrong

If he has an “i” in his name you bet he would have a little heart as the dot.

Here with ya... I had Arby’s this week and I am SHAME FREE.

I am so amused at how he thinks it’s super insulting to call a blogger a “nerd.” It’s like he’s saying, “Nuh uhhh....you’re just not dumb enough to think I’m funny!”

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

After showing up to meet her in that brooch, did you really think Princess Michael was getting an invite? 

He’s my kid’s grandpa, so i’m adding this story: Back in 1977 when I was 9, it was the 4th of July in Northern Minnesota. After buying fireworks in NoDak (because they’re illegal in Minne), we got to the lake cabin only to find we forgot to buy punks. So my dad buys a pack of Swisher Sweets, gives them to me with a…

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

it definitely sets a president.