Da Comrade. I too am American heartlander fed up with #FakeNews from Liberal Jews. Best Hockey of all is Alex Ovechkin.

Shit, there was an assistant coach on my high school wrestling team who used to tell us to abstain from sex during the season, as sex “takes away all your energy.” If coaches aren’t allowed to have dumb opinions any more, how will our students realize that most adults are full of shit?

I used to be able to say I never knew anybody that thought tan suits or Dijon mustard were anti-American.

Sorry, I realize now I should have led with that info. She’s back to her original weight and has resumed her usual activities of patrolling our back porch and sleeping. I no longer have to hand feed her and she’s gained enough weight back that she can’t fit through the bars of the pet gate between the kitchen and the…

/its been cast.

“Look, if the Rebels blow up the Death Star they’re just gonna brag about it, so I’m rooting for the Empire.”

read first, then comment.

Fuck him. Dinner is at five.

Cue lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits. If she’s so great at fundraising, maybe she can turn her hand to raising enough to settle all the lawsuits coming her, her cohorts, and Michigan State’s way. If they’re not going to do the moral and correct thing and resign immediately, it’ll have to come down to legal issues…

White Baby Boomer out of touch, lather, rinse, repeat.

Always a grappling truther.

Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

“for years”

I think Jalopnik commenters have been arguing this every time there’s and article about this bridge. There’s never been a consensus yet, nor do I see one happening.

I would prefer them not going, yes.

People are terrible drivers everywhere.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

He’s gonna herd at least one nerf.

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…